Hey, guess what. It’s a little known holiday called Halloween. I love when that happens, even if I’m not doing anything to celebrate it this year, really.
The ghosts are coming.
You ask why. I will tell you:
I told them to come.
Of course, Halloween has its down side. All those kids who will end up sacrificing themselves to Satan. What a waste. They could have sacrificed themselves to me instead…
Though I work tonight, I think I’ll try to watch some Halloween-appropriate movies this weekend.