Here is my argument against creationism: If there were no such thing as evolution, why do all the people I’ve met from a million years in the future have cool powers that we don’t?
Also, there are Yeti Crabs now. Behold.
Umbrella for sale!
It has no holes! Come get it!
Pay a hundred bucks!
Does people remember the show Megas XLR? I want it released on DVD and I want it soon. Please? I’ll be your friend.