Once, a man was working in a factory and Satan appeared before him. “Man,” Satan said, “I will give you five bucks if you make me a sandwich.” The man considered the offer and decided to go through with it. The sandwich was alright, but not great. And that’s why Satan only accepts souls in trade these days.
And that’s what I have to say for today.
Okay, after tonight I have two days off. I’ll try to accomplish something with those that justifies my love for myself.