Aw man, I broke my New Years resolution. And I was doing so well. Anyway, does anyone know hot to dispose of a dozen bat corpses?

Ugh that sunlight. If I hear anyone talking about what a “nice day” it is, they’re getting a kick in the boner testicles.

If I ever have kids, it’ll be hard to keep a straight face while I explain they were born with reverse birthdays and have to buy me things.

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