One thing that zombie movies always fail to address is how the zombies are able to pay rent. 3:16 AM - 10 Feb 2014
Breaking News: Scientists have discovered a party with alarming similarities to an S-Club Party. 2:38 PM - 07 Feb 2014
What’s the point of alligators anyway? We’ve already got crocodiles! We’d save so much money if we just cut down on redundancies like this. 3:31 AM - 03 Feb 2014
Did You Know: It is physically impossible to use the word “happiness” in a sentence. 5:25 PM - 29 Jan 2014