New Movie Idea: It’s called “Phones!” All the phones in the world start ringing and if you answer you explode but they won’t stop ringing. 2:35 AM - 06 Jun 2014
My face blindness doesn’t cause a problem because I have an enhanced sense of face taste. 8:41 PM - 30 May 2014
That “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” thing also describes any pair of new baby shoes, though, right? 9:05 PM - 27 May 2014
Hey, did you ever notice that sometimes on the opening of the Simpsons it does different things when they sit on the couch. 9:16 PM - 25 May 2014
