If aliens didn’t help the ancient Egyptians build the pyramids, then why do they point up? AT SPACE!!!???!!! Explain that, science.

1:33 AM - 30 Jun 2014

I’m not saying there is a spider in your parachute, I’m just saying there could be a spider in your parachute. Take a chance if you must.

10:31 PM - 28 Jun 2014

But what would happen if the Borg assimilated the Changelings?

5:38 AM - 24 Jun 2014

Every time God closes a door, He also yells about kids who keep leaving his doors open.

12:24 AM - 23 Jun 2014

Humans are more closely related to chimpanzees than they are to anyone named Travis.

10:24 PM - 20 Jun 2014