If a man says “I promise, I’m not lying” #HeReallyMeans “Is there a store that lets you ride an ostrich?” (or an emu.)
When a guy says “You look fine” #HeReallyMeans “What was the name of the bad guy in Ghostbusters 2 again?” (Vigo the Carpathian)
Ladies, when your man says “I don’t want to talk about it” #HeReallyMeans “Can ghosts smell or do smell particles go through them?”
