I’m just saying, I’ve never seen Bruce Wayne and Chris Gaines in the same place at the same time.

If the world is round, then why isn’t it being used as a ping pong ball by giant aliens?

Has anyone made a joke where Ebola is the name of a Pokemon yet? That could be something.

If I were a warden, and I saw a prisoner escaping, I’d order him to escape. Then, even while he’s out there, he’d be doing what I say.

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