Up all night writing an essay, I’m confident I either made a point but not well, or I wrote well but had no point. Either way, good enough. 9:12 AM - 07 Nov 2014
If they’re trying to increase voter turnout, why don’t they put a coupon for a free sandwich on the ballot? C’mon, America, geez! 8:31 PM - 04 Nov 2014
Do butterflies actually float all that well? I mean, bees already fly and sting, so why float like another insect altogether? 4:42 AM - 31 Oct 2014
