If your genie won’t let you wish for more wishes, just wish for a map that shows where the other genies are.

Which dinosaurs could turn their heads around like owls? All of them? Was it all of them?

At my funeral, in lieu of a eulogy I want Pink Floyd’s Echoes played in full. Anyone who yawns can expect to be haunted.

If the children are the future, what the hell are they doing here in the present? They’re risking paradoxes! They must be stopped!