My two year old just said the cutest thing. “I don’t exist daddy,” she said. “I’m just a hallucimation brought on by loneliness.” #kids

Just applied for my second year of Student Loans. I’m going to get money that doesn’t last very long and debt that does. Hooray!

Did You Know: At no point in the original Star Trek show did anyone say the phrase “Hey Scotty, do the sparkly thing to get us on the ship.”