The power to see and pet the ghosts of dogs, and since I’m the only one who can, they all come and hang out with me. 2:22 AM - 03 Jul 2014
I just got myself wet and rubbed soap all over my various parts. And then I rubbed some other stuff on my teeth. Don’t tell anyone. 2:58 PM - 30 Jun 2014
If aliens didn’t help the ancient Egyptians build the pyramids, then why do they point up? AT SPACE!!!???!!! Explain that, science. 1:33 AM - 30 Jun 2014
