Up all night writing an essay, I’m confident I either made a point but not well, or I wrote well but had no point. Either way, good enough.

If they’re trying to increase voter turnout, why don’t they put a coupon for a free sandwich on the ballot? C’mon, America, geez!

Rosaccio Becomes A Pirate

Though the town of Ordito is not known for its wealth, there was once a particularly rich merchant there, one Messer Acerbi, a Venetian who had a daughter of great beauty, whose chastity he guarded with great zeal. When this merchant found a young actor, Rosaccio by name, had taken an interest in his daughter, […]