I feel that I should note for posterity that Donald Trump is also banned from this website. I mean, I don’t have the knowledge of how to actually ban anyone, but he’s unwelcome here at any rate.

Excerpt from Dante’s chat logs

Jtime267: hey myrtle hows this economy treating you?

HealthyComet: Who is this?

Jtime267: couple years back your club helped me talk into a rock

HealthyComet: Oh, you. If you need to help again, I’m sure you have a number for the other Alchemists by now.

Jtime267: nah, its you i want i assume your bakery could be doing better what if i told you i know a place in port nadine where you could set up shop for no rent

HealthyComet: What’s the catch?

Jtime267: you give us intel on supernatural stuff

HealthyComet: I’m listening.