They said if I believe in myself I could do anything so I figured “anything” included being able to do anything without believing in myself.

I hereby declare that Pi plus One (4.14159…etc) shall now officially be called Plop’s Constant. I have now contributed to mathematics.

Did they take Next Generation off Canadian Netflix? They only let us have one Star Trek and now it is gone too?

If baseball is such a great sport, how come nobody rides a skateboard while they play it?

Did you know: The expression “let the cat out of the bag” comes from a time someone let a cat out of some bag or something.