Tweets :: The Book of PDR

I don’t care what the PC Police have to say, I think a glass of ice water is very refreshing and I enjoy it.

Hey, even a broken calendar is right twice a year, right?

It’s pretty sad that even in this, the 21st Century, we still don’t have flying owl-shaped robots that bring me fresh fruit when I wake up.

I’m so thirsty I could drink from a glass with a picture of a horse on it.

If we made our bathroom sinks out of discarded teeth, we’d be cleaning them every time we spit toothpaste into them.