Animal Fact: Wolves aren’t actually fish, they are mammals.

3:40 AM - 02 Aug 2016

I missed a call about needing to cover a shift today, so now I get to spend my day off feeling bad about not going in to work.

8:23 PM - 29 Jul 2016

Variety is the spice of life, so when cooking, just use every spice you have available every time.

2:14 PM - 29 Jul 2016

I like moths, but they are effing idiots.

11:36 PM - 28 Jul 2016

If I’m being honest I don’t actually have a clue what the phrase “barrel-chested” actually means. I mean is the barrel upright? On the side?

3:08 AM - 24 Jul 2016