Tweets :: The Book of PDR

Probably I’d be really good at fencing if I tried. Doesn’t look so hard.

Nobody has done a movie where a kid becomes friends with a shark yet, have they?

Here is why I will never hold elected office: I think it is less important to create jobs than to not treat the unemployed as criminals.

You can break eggs without making an omelet.

Humans are the only species on Earth that has sought fit to take actual pieces of the universe and turn them into bolo ties.