Horsies: I would pet one. They are majestic.

Lions: Wouldn’t pet one. But still majestic.

Seahorses: Wouldn’t pet one. Afraid I’d hurt it.

Sealions: Would pet. They are basically dogs.

Whoever coined that expression “You win some, you lose some” was just bragging about occasionally winning some.

Naw girl. When I said “I wanna make love to you badly” I meant it. If you thought I meant “I badly wanna make love to you” that is your fault.

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