When I am inadvertently catapulted to international infamy and reporters comb through my tweets to see if there were warning signs, I just want to remind everyone that I was stone-cold sober for every dumb post I made.
I like how even though Twitter has been full of terrible content forever, the thing that is helping wean me off of it is actually design choices they make for themselves.
Taz from Looney Tunes is a gibbering mass of energy but his own show, Tazmania, proves not all of his species, not even his immediate family, behave that way. Theory: Taz is in the Tazmanian Devil equivalent of religious fervour. In time his people will regard him as a prophet.
I am likely the only sober person in the crowd at this thing. Makes me feel like I’m in my twenties again.
I am at an A&W and I don’t see a single image of the Root Bear. Not on a poster or the menu or anything. Did the Root Bear die ot did he turn out to be a jerk and got fired?
