To avoid winding up in a Truman Show scenario, make sure you shout “Cut!” every few minutes. 11:27 PM - 06 Sep 2019
My Bankruptcy Beard is around its third month now. That means I am exactly this much closer to financial stability: https://t.co/6twkmdse4Y 3:47 AM - 30 Aug 2019
I mean “why he hates Mondays” but it could read like “why he hates his parents” and I stand by BOTH THEORIES. 9:59 PM - 23 Aug 2019
Theory: Garfield’s parents died on a Monday, which is why he hates them in spite of the fact he has no job. 9:59 PM - 23 Aug 2019
