The “and then he took and he ate up all of my corn” bit from Sloop John B remains my favourite moment in a song in which the singer pines for missing corn even to this day.
Why did Dracula cross the road?
To get to the bloodier side!
(Note: You have to pretend jokes like this are good in October.)
Seven seems like a pretty big number when you’ve spent all your time looking a three. But once you see a thousand, seven ain’t shit no more.
Fake decorative artichokes = artitchotchkes.
Why was the clog so interested in getting an education?
