According to my latest studies, I predict that there are more than fifty stars in the universe.
I saw a headline about them making another Superman movie, so I want to reiterate my belief that to make him relevant in today’s age it’d be good to lean into the reporter aspect, not away from it.
I don’t want to sound overly ribald, but imagine this… a naked buttock. #happyamericanthanksgivingamerica
I want my obituary to include the phrase “biggest pancake in the whole damn town” so I guess I need to work on that.
I’m pretty sure that all of the world’s problems can be traced back to the time we killed off the giant sloths.
