As someone who has never seen Love Actually, everything I hear about it makes it sound like five movies in one. Now I learn it is also a Christmas movie?
If you’re like me, you have trouble remembering where you know people from. Here’s a helpful tip: put cucumber in your smoothies. It won’t help with the people you don’t remember, but it’s still good.
14% on Rotten Tomatoes? I feel safe with my joke.
Why isn’t Jet Li a mathematician? He wasn’t able to carry The One.
(This joke presupposes that The One is not a good movie.)
Sure, I’d like to be able to go without looking at a screen every five minutes, but until they create the technology to have a HUD in my eyes, what would be the point?
