I just watched Living With Yourself on Netflix and I can claim it as another example of the Capitalist Fabulism genre that I want someone to come up with a better name for: https://t.co/PeA8VRb5xJ
My calendar is broken! I swear it happens every year! I can’t afford to keep buying new ones all the time!
I just drove by a car with a license plate that said “life is good” (with whatever letters removed to make it fit) and I have never more quickly assumed a person’s lifestyle is drastically opposed to my own.
There are no dinosaur ghosts because dinosaurs always had their shit together. No unfinished business. Asteroid comes and dinosaurs are like “I’m okay with this.”
Remember: “Merry Christmas” is an anagram of “Me arms try rich” which is something that an internet cat might say as it strains to reach for something. It’s all there in the Bible Code. #biblecode #cat
