I just want to assure everyone that being knighted won’t make me forget the little people. Just in case that’s why nobody has knighted me yet.
How much junk food do I have to eat for my body to turn it into self respect? I keep trying and not quite getting there.
Anyway, uncle score is about breaking even.
But I lost some points for getting him a TMNT book that didn’t have his favourite Turtle in it. But how was I to know they’d make a book without Raphael so much as mentioned?
Got some uncle points this week for teaching my mother how to pronounce Mxyzptlk because it was in one of my nephew’s books.
