If the governments of the world had been functioning correctly, they would have been the mutual aid groups that keeps us all safe and going. It’s only because they’re more interested in profit and protecting the powerful that we need to seek alternatives.

I would like to say that if the economy is so badly hurt when times get rough, maybe it isn’t something we ought to build our whole society upon.

In an emergency, I doubt I could land an airplane, but it’d still end up on the ground, so that’s half the work right there.

Golf courses are unwilling to hire goalies, apparently, no matter their skill level.