When people say my three-year-old nephew looks like me I take it as a compliment, but I sure ain’t gonna let him know people think he looks like a tired, haggard, unwashed chump.
Hey Aristophanes, quit livin’ in the past.
The best thing about stenographers is that they record things that are said so that people know what was said. And thus, I have passed law school.
I admit, even as a bit of a cynical sort, I had some high hopes for the 21st Century. It has been a resounding disappointment and now I’m stuck calling the only means I have to talk to my nephew the “Cellular Televideophone 2000” so it at least seems kind of cool.
