If everyone else is playing checkers and you’re playing chess, that doesn’t mean you’re smart, it means you’re losing at checkers.
I just remembered that I once vomitted out a tenth story window. So I can’t say I’ve done nothing with my life.
In truth, 90% of the time when I post to Twitter it’s just because my tweets are embedded on my website and I just want something to break up the stuff there.
(I don’t even eat fish. I’m assuming they burn if you cook ’em too long, right?)
If I could name a species of fish, I’d call ’em Burntfish. That way if you cook ’em too long, you got it right.
