I’ve put much thought into it and regret to announce that my annual Face Licking Race is cancelled this year due to inclement weather. 7:18 PM - 16 May 2020
Me: Professor, about my homework, my dog ate it. Professor of Creating Edible Dogfood: You pass! 6:13 AM - 13 May 2020
Hey baby, you can call me the British Empire Circa the 1850s, ’cause I wanna get India. 7:13 PM - 11 May 2020
