As a stupid person, I am very disappointed with other stupid people out there. Just because we are stupid doesn’t mean we need to be assholes about it.

If you are bit by a vampire, werewolf, or zombie you have a serious problem. If a ghost bites you, you are all good, the ghost is just a jerk.

Hey, did you ever notice that “trouble” rhymes with “double”? Someone who titles things could work with that.