As a stupid person, I am very disappointed with other stupid people out there. Just because we are stupid doesn’t mean we need to be assholes about it.
If you are bit by a vampire, werewolf, or zombie you have a serious problem. If a ghost bites you, you are all good, the ghost is just a jerk.
Hey, did you ever notice that “trouble” rhymes with “double”? Someone who titles things could work with that.
Ketchup? You don’t get to tell me which direction to ketch? #freedom