Hey @Spotify I think your whole thing is broken. It plays all kinds of songs that aren’t Baba O’Riley. I mean, it’s okay because it still plays Baba O’Riley, but there’s just all these other songs on there taking up space. You should fix that.

Imagine going back in time and telling the historical St. Nick about his legacy. He’d be all like, “Aw man, Tim Allen?”

The fact this will entertain nobody but me is why I had to do it. https://t.co/sbADkXDldi

I just translated the scrolls! The Prophecy says that the Chosen One is going to bring balance between fate and destiny! Hooray!