Apparently DC is announcing a lot of stuff today, but I’ve heard nothing about an open world Jimmy Olsen video game with photography mechanics and transformative powerups and procedurally generated supervillain attacks. What a waste.
For Sale: Dignity. Never used.
The ocean is okay. It doesn’t taste great, but the portions are pretty big.
I’m watching Resident Evil: Damnation because it mentions the word “beekeeper” and it isn’t good. Doesn’t even have a beekeeper in it, apparently, but I had to check. This is the life I have assigned myself. Nobody but me is making me do it.
Me Yesterday: Hey, I should get some onions for when I make nachos tomorrow.
Me Today At Store: Hey, didn’t I want onions for something? What was it? For a smoothie? No, that’s dumb. I don’t need onions.
