I bet that the best part of being a hypocrite is that you’re already a hypocrite, so you don’t need to care when people point out that you’re a hypocrite.
If the spies in Spy vs Spy were as inventive with the ways they created peace as they were with the ways they created war, maybe that magazine wouldn’t have been so mad.
Superman and Orson Welles vs Martler the Hitler of Mars. It was bound to happen.
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I just found this on my computer and have no memory of why I made it. https://t.co/3HCeWLfJWC
Hey Baby. You must be tired because you’ve been running around my mind all day and I’ve been imagining you being chased by a bunch of tiny demons that are attacking you because you fell from heaven or whatever.
