I wish they’d just call it already. https://t.co/FXvvFuHwg3
Taco Salad is more salad than taco. We need to create a Salad Taco to even the scales, before things get too out of hand.
Now that Halloween is over, you will all go back to trusting pumpkins. But I won’t fall for it. I have seen them for what they are.
When you tell these at parties, make sure you give me full credit and make sure that all the people who repeat them later also fully credit me and also that they send me money for such entertainments.
Q: What does a Mummy eat on Halloween?
A: Pyra-mints. (Like ’cause of Egypt)
Q: What does Frankenstein eat on Halloween?
A: Stitchers Bars (Like Snickers bars but with Frankenstein stitches)
Q: What does Dracula eat on Halloween?
A: Blood. (Vampires need only blood to survive.)
