The worst thing about space shuttles is how now we have to call regular shuttles “land shuttles”

I was hungry, so I ate a bunch of food, and now I’m full. I wish my stupid body would make up its mind.

To help the X-Mem fit into the MCU, I propose we reveal that Logan is Namor’s brother and goes by The Wolveriner.

It’s a shame how much of Canada’s stereotypical identity is wrapped up in brands, eh?

I don’t drink coffee, so Tim Hortons doesn’t matter to me. I don’t drink alcohol, so all the Canadian brands are nothing to me. I don’t like Kraft Dinner, I don’t eat poutine, I don’t eat seafood.

This is why I need so much maple syrup. If not they’d kick me out of Canada.