Just washed my hair and cut my fingernails and said “I’m carin’ for my keratin” to the nobody who is around.

Warning! Even though it doesn’t say anything on the bottle, don’t use carpet cleaner to wash the animals you let live in your car.

The Nine Kinds of Film Characters:

The Good
The Bad
The Ugly
The Unforgiven
The Quick
The Dead
The Fast
The Furious
The Frankenstein