For most of my life I had a dim memory of watching a Christmas movie that had a character called The King of the Ryalls. I wondered why my family was the story. Was it some thing where they re-record the character’s name for every family who got the VHS?

Why did the chicken cross the information superhighway? To get to the other site!

(been working on that one since the 90s, pretty pleased with how it turned out, it refers to sites as in websites, FYI)

So if I’m following this show correctly, it’s 900 years ago and Boba Fett found baby Yoda, who is super powerful because of all the Mandalorians in his bloodstream. What I don’t understand is why Dark Vader hasn’t shown up yet.

Dammit, another year where I didn’t make it on any of the best Patrick D Ryall lists. Ah well, maybe next time.

Oh, by the way, pretend that all this month my name has said St. PatNick December Ryallcoveredinsnow.

And pretend I kept trying to change it, but a conspiracy kept me from doing so.