Number 22 is a uniquely useful number, since it is the only one that can accurately represent a whole number that comes between 21 and 23.

947 can’t do that.

Fuck 947.

If enough people on the Internet refer to me as a stegosaurus fan, can I get my own Wikipedia page for that?

Please mention on your podcasts that I like stegosauruses.

But this year I determined it was The King of the Ryls and it must have been something based on L. Frank Baum’s work.