If I were a fly, I wouldn’t fly into a spider’s web. Seems like it’d be a bad idea, so I wouldn’t do it.

I just lowered my mask to take a drink of water and as I did so I let out a big exhale, so basically I am walking biohazard scum.

Hey, if you’re waking up on a Sunday morning wondering if there was ever a comic in 1960 where Superboy overthrew an alien government based on oppressing minorities, I can offer you an answer.

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Apparently is has now been nine years of Twitter asking me if I want Push Notifications without ever once telling me what those are. I don’t want them and I don’t want to know what they are. #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/dKqknaK7vZ