Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms off a corpse and sew them to a frankenstein to oppose them.

There is an alternate Earth where the hit sitcom Maris had a running joke where Niles would mention his brother, but he was never seen.

That’s right, I’m selling NFTs now. Got a whole bunch of Noticeably Funky T-shirts for only a thousand dollars each.

For all people talk about how great Shakespeare was, he never wrote a particularly good car chase.

Hey, people who pay more attention to Christmas than I do. Why the chunks is there a Christmas song about a mob demanding pudding? I just looked up the lyrics and it just baffled me.