I want a miniseries by Mike Mignola about these aliens who that Kirby drew in a single panel of Fantastic Four #60: https://t.co/tZXpwqxvwb

2:21 AM - 03 Apr 2021

If you really trust someone and you say “I’d follow them to Hell and back” it’s actually less impressive than just saying “I’d follow them to Hell.”

10:21 PM - 02 Apr 2021

The worst part about doing a murder is that to be safe you can’t tell your parrot about it no matter how much you want to.

9:22 AM - 01 Apr 2021

We are already dead. We’re Robot Jox.

5:21 AM - 27 Mar 2021

I’ve started watching Columbo and it’s going pretty well so far. I’ve guessed the right murderer almost half the time.

10:21 AM - 25 Mar 2021