If I woke up tomorrow and discovered I was the head of some massive company I would be too invested on figuring out what the hell happened to address my preferences on their products. Is it a freaky friday thing? Is the old CEO in my body somewhere? I’d have to call my family.
Boiled cakes will be the most popular food item by this time next year.
If you put an cake in a a hot oven it will jump out, but if you put it in cold water and slowly increase the heat it won’t notice.
You can tell how edgy and transgressive a comedian is by how tightly they cling to decades-old jokes that were then told by fourteen-year-olds.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the answers to the pop quiz are:
1) True
2) True
3) False
4) True
5) 64
