The more pockets my outfit has, the more items I am convinced it is important to have on my person at all times. 5:04 AM - 11 Feb 2014
One thing that zombie movies always fail to address is how the zombies are able to pay rent. 3:16 AM - 10 Feb 2014
Breaking News: Scientists have discovered a party with alarming similarities to an S-Club Party. 2:38 PM - 07 Feb 2014
What’s the point of alligators anyway? We’ve already got crocodiles! We’d save so much money if we just cut down on redundancies like this. 3:31 AM - 03 Feb 2014
