Tweets :: The Book of PDR

Hopefully these pants will keep everyone from knowing I have genitals.

“This ridiculously complicated way to cover your frail naked body makes you look like a dumbass, but this other way is hot.” Fashion, to me.

In my opinion, Daffy Duck is an amusingly comical character.

Just a reminder: spiders aren’t insects. They’re particularly the ghosts of people who hated insects so much they came back to destroy them.

If God was here, he’d tell you to your face “Man, you’re some kind of sentient meat thing.”