The tallest giraffe in the world at any given time is known as the apogeeraffe and gets to wear the sacred Giraffe Scarf.

4:33 AM - 09 Apr 2014

Tried to join a Youtube comment thread. Turns out Youtube’s comment system sucks. Good safety measure to keep people from Youtube comments.

6:46 PM - 02 Apr 2014

I don’t care about Superman/Batman, but @MurdocGorillaz really should play the Wicked Warlock in the next Superman.

2:23 AM - 02 Apr 2014

Interesting fact: Ducks are the only mammals who spend the first year of their life underwater.

10:03 PM - 01 Apr 2014

“I’m Patrick D Ryall and I’m a rap star/
I know what all the very best raps are.”

12:21 AM - 31 Mar 2014