Tweets :: The Book of PDR

I’m just saying, the panda population wouldn’t be in such danger if the government stopped using our tax dollars for panda abortion clinics.

I’m starting to doubt that I’ll be getting that surprise party for my twentieth birthday…

I don’t actually know if sheep are raised in barns. Probably just near barns I guess.

“What were you, raised in a barn?”
“Baaaa.”
“Don’t sass me!”

“Dungeons, Dragons, and Dogs”
Okay, now I’ll roll some dice.