Why would a ghost care if it’s midnight? Can’t wear a watch anyway. It’d fall right through their wrist. 4:23 AM - 18 Jul 2021
The worst part of being an idiot is when I try to understand something but then I don’t. 5:21 PM - 16 Jul 2021
I accidentally watched a movie that didn’t have Charles Durning in it. Wish me a speedy recovery. 11:21 PM - 12 Jul 2021
In Symphony of the Night, all those frogs and toads in the cave. Why do they work for Dracula? 6:21 AM - 12 Jul 2021