Why would a ghost care if it’s midnight? Can’t wear a watch anyway. It’d fall right through their wrist.

The worst part of being an idiot is when I try to understand something but then I don’t.

I accidentally watched a movie that didn’t have Charles Durning in it. Wish me a speedy recovery.

In Symphony of the Night, all those frogs and toads in the cave. Why do they work for Dracula?