Tweets :: The Book of PDR

Today is the first day of the rest of your debt.

Owls are not actually asking “Who?” They are not speaking English. Pay them no heed.

Canada Facts: The Prime Minister has no divisors but one and himself.

My attempt to make sure I didn’t keep all my eggs in one basket ended with me having more baskets than eggs.

Nobody ever told me slavery was so good. Where do I sign up?